What I did watch was this:
Have you seen this movie? First of all I love the Ape movies. I'll cancel plans if there is a marathon on any crappy local cable provider, commercials and all. But this, this one, was sweet. Super sweet.
It's a litte late to do a full on review considering this film came out in August but what it did make me think of was:
THINGS TO HAVE IN THE APE-OCALYPSE
Now pop culture, George Romero, Robert Kirkland and Yves Saint Laurent have secretly been preparing us for a world when Zombies walk the earth...But WTF do we do when this shit goes down? Well, as always, I am glad you asked. Here is your APE-OCALYPSE survival guide:
5) ASL Sign Language book
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3) Gas Mask- S10 Mask with 40mm screw thread
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I recommend this guy. It has a shelf life of 20 years if properly cared for and the NATO filters, so long as the vacuum seal is intact, have a shelf life of 10 years. Now Dale, how do you know Jack or Shit about gas masks? The internet. Duh.
It will protect you from any extra ALZ-113 those damn dirty apes have gotten their hands on and the common cold. Nice.
2) Build A Bear Pet Monkey
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1-Show. 2-Stop incoming attack. 3-Throw and divert attention. 4-Run.
1) James Franco
Well Kiddies I am jet lagged as hell. I love you. Ooh ee ooh aah aah.